I was atop my memory foam mattress — wiggling and wobbling, stressing and worrying, breathing in cat hair and breathing out ravioli breath. Ah, I was exquisite! Just like Sleeping Beauty, if only she…

I was atop my memory foam mattress — wiggling and wobbling, stressing and worrying, breathing in cat hair and breathing out ravioli breath. Ah, I was exquisite! Just like Sleeping Beauty, if only she…