Hello from my bedroom — ahem, I mean boudoir — ladies, gents, and other mmm oh so fine human specimen. I’m currently sitting atop my Target–brand comforter, covered in cat hair, tears, and night…

Hello from my bedroom — ahem, I mean boudoir — ladies, gents, and other mmm oh so fine human specimen. I’m currently sitting atop my Target–brand comforter, covered in cat hair, tears, and night…