Let me get this straight; I’ve earned the label of fuckable, in your eyes, random-man who-stumbled-upon-my-picture-online. Luckily I already have a thank-you-speech prepared especially for this…

Let me get this straight; I’ve earned the label of fuckable, in your eyes, random-man who-stumbled-upon-my-picture-online. Luckily I already have a thank-you-speech prepared especially for this…