What a nightmare — one fry drenched, the other bare, your fingers red and sticky. Instead, I make a polite pool to the side, like a sane person. Like a person who values consistency and control. My…

What a nightmare — one fry drenched, the other bare, your fingers red and sticky. Instead, I make a polite pool to the side, like a sane person. Like a person who values consistency and control. My…